frequently asked questions
what the heck is a "blasterdition" and what does it mean?
blasterdition is a nonsense word invented by myself sometime in 2018 thinking that it was cool. the only reason i still use it today is because it's long, obnoxious, and feels really weird rolling off the tongue. what it means is up to you. maybe it's an object or verb, it could be a state of being, who knows.
is dimitri a religious person?
even though my lyrics are sometimes laced with religious themes, no i am not. i am atheistic. check the lyrics for green light resistors to see what i mean.
how should we record shows onto video?
we prefer our shows to be recorded onto VHS tapes or those weird 2000s digital camcorder thingies. it's fine if you just have your phone to do so, but if you have either of the aforementioned two recording apparatuses, use them.
dimitri seems really young. how old is he?
as of writing this, i am fifteen years old. my date of birth falls onto october the second, in the year of our lord two thousand and nine.
how many original songs does he have written?
as of june 4, 2024, i have about 70 original songs under my belt. i am almost constantly working on new material to share. it's actually slightly concerning. someone please help.
where does he fall on the political spectrum?
anarchy. i have a strong hatred for both the republican and democratic parties.
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